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The Aussie genie …

Voted the best Australian Joke contributed by Deena … Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions Ferret stumbles across an old lamp....

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The Jewish genie …

  Shared by Bear Tales follower John … An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that even his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands,...

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Eternal life or eternal waiting …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ed. A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has...

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The three wishes …

Shared by Bear Tales follower John. Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ‘I will give...

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Black Friday – the scariest thing …

That’s crazy   Filed under: Jokes Tagged: Amazing, Aussie, Beautiful, Black Friday, blogging, comedy, Cool, Friday 13th, Fun, Funny, genie joke, Good, Great, Humor, Incredible, inspiration, Joke, Joke...

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The Irish Bic Lighter …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Brian. Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar.. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light. ‘Ya, sure, I tink I haff a...

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You have to love the Scots …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Brian. Thanks Brian I think! LOL Filed under: Jokes Tagged: Amazing, Bear Tales, blogging, Bono, comedy, Cool, Fun, Funny, genie joke, Good, Great, Humor, Incredible,...

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What they don’t teach in Engineering …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ed. 1.Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt,...

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The divorce settlement …

Filed under: Jokes Tagged: Amazing, Bear Tales, blogging, comedy, Cool, divorce, Fun, Funny, genie joke, Good, Great, Humor, Incredible, inspiration, Joke of the Day, laugh, Laughter, people

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I made a wish for 12 inches …

My friend tells me I am a naughty boy. But she likes me being naughty. Filed under: Jokes Tagged: 12 inches, Amazing, Aussie sex, Bear Tales, blogging, comedy, Cool, dirty joke, Fun, Funny, genie...

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